cerita lucu

 

The old man and the parrot

An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy’s hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, “What’s the matter, old man, haven’t you ever done anything wild in your life?” The old man answered, “Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Little Johnny

 

Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him.  Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher asked, “What are you doing with that water?”  Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment, then explained, “Preacher, this here is turpentine. It’s the strongest liquid in the world.”  The preacher replied, “Son, Holy water is the strongest liquid
in the world. Did you know if you rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman’s belly, she will pass a baby boy?”  Little Johnny thought about this one for a minute, and then remarked, “Nope, this here turpentine is still the strongest because if you rub it on a cat’s ass, it can pass a speeding car!”

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